Vietnam, Giant Hats, and Teen Moms: Is Children of the Corn (2009) Worth It?

This is part of the Horrorathon for the Little Village Environmental Justice Organization (LVEJO).  The Children of the Corn franchise rested for eight years between the seventh entry (Children of the Corn: Revelation) and this eighth entry. My understanding of why there are so many mediocre straight to video entries in this middling franchise is because … Continue reading Vietnam, Giant Hats, and Teen Moms: Is Children of the Corn (2009) Worth It?

Murderous CGI Corn, Hopscotch Girl, and Exploding Ghosts: Is Children of the Corn: Revelation (2001) Worth It?

This is part of the Horrorathon for the Little Village Environmental Justice Organization (LVEJO).  I guess they are just going with "newest" and "terror-filled" this time. One of these was definitely true when this was released! After an abysmal sixth film to cap off the 90s, we get the first Children of the Corn film of … Continue reading Murderous CGI Corn, Hopscotch Girl, and Exploding Ghosts: Is Children of the Corn: Revelation (2001) Worth It?

Shirtless Ryan Reynolds, Evil Pokemon Go, and Ghost Pranks: Revisiting The Amityville Horror (2005)

This is part of my Horrorathon for Mothers/Men Against Senseless Killings (aka MASK). Revisiting is a series where I revisit a horror film I’ve already seen a long time ago to see if I feel the same way about it. I remember enjoying The Amityville Horror – will this revisit change my mind? Let’s find out. Also a word of … Continue reading Shirtless Ryan Reynolds, Evil Pokemon Go, and Ghost Pranks: Revisiting The Amityville Horror (2005)

Why You Should Watch: The Strangers

From IMDb: A young couple staying in an isolated vacation home are terrorized by three unknown assailants. No horror movie I have seen as an adult has scared me as much as The Strangers. I took a look at the trailer, and I think it actually does the film some justice if you want an … Continue reading Why You Should Watch: The Strangers

Why You Should Watch: My Bloody Valentine 3D

From IMDb: Tom returns to his hometown on the tenth anniversary of the Valentine's night massacre that claimed the lives of 22 people. Instead of a homecoming, Tom finds himself suspected of committing the murders, and it seems like his old flame is the only one that believes he's innocent. My Bloody Valentine 3D does … Continue reading Why You Should Watch: My Bloody Valentine 3D

“Was this written by a 13-year-old boy?” Ranking the Resident Evil Movies

As you can probably tell from the title (an actual quote from my wife during Resident Evil: Afterlife), I am not a fan of the Resident Evil movies. As a huge fan of the video game series, I left the theater after the first film trying to tell myself that I liked what I just … Continue reading “Was this written by a 13-year-old boy?” Ranking the Resident Evil Movies