“Do You Not Know We Will Judge the Angels?”: A 15 Year Retrospective on Silent Hill (2006)

Silent Hill is currently streaming for free with ads on Crackle as of this writing. Silent Hill has been one of my favorite horror movies since it came out in 2006. The tone, music, and disturbing visuals are captivating. Christophe Gans's direction is great and he mostly avoids the music video style of editing that … Continue reading “Do You Not Know We Will Judge the Angels?”: A 15 Year Retrospective on Silent Hill (2006)

Labyrinths, Evil Queens, and Confirmed Safe Words for Cenobites: Revisiting Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)

This is part of my Horrorathon for Mothers/Men Against Senseless Killings (aka MASK). Revisiting is a series where I revisit a horror film I’ve already seen a long time ago to see if I feel the same way about it. From IMDb: Kirsty is brought to an institution after the death of her family, where the occult-obsessive head … Continue reading Labyrinths, Evil Queens, and Confirmed Safe Words for Cenobites: Revisiting Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)

Safe Words for Cenobites, Wicked Stepmoms, and a Magical BDSM Rubik’s Cube: Revisiting Hellraiser (1987)

This is part of my Horrorathon for Mothers/Men Against Senseless Killings (aka MASK). Revisiting is a series where I revisit a horror film I’ve already seen a long time ago to see if I feel the same way about it. Also a word of warning – if you don’t want spoilers, skip the recap and go straight to … Continue reading Safe Words for Cenobites, Wicked Stepmoms, and a Magical BDSM Rubik’s Cube: Revisiting Hellraiser (1987)

Shirtless Ryan Reynolds, Evil Pokemon Go, and Ghost Pranks: Revisiting The Amityville Horror (2005)

This is part of my Horrorathon for Mothers/Men Against Senseless Killings (aka MASK). Revisiting is a series where I revisit a horror film I’ve already seen a long time ago to see if I feel the same way about it. I remember enjoying The Amityville Horror – will this revisit change my mind? Let’s find out. Also a word of … Continue reading Shirtless Ryan Reynolds, Evil Pokemon Go, and Ghost Pranks: Revisiting The Amityville Horror (2005)

Phone Tag with Priests, Evil Pigs, and Money Stealing Ghosts: Revisiting The Amityville Horror (1979)

This is part of my Horrorathon for Mothers/Men Against Senseless Killings (aka MASK). Revisiting is a series where I revisit a horror film I've already seen a long time ago to see if I feel the same way about it. I have never been a huge fan of the original The Amityville Horror - will … Continue reading Phone Tag with Priests, Evil Pigs, and Money Stealing Ghosts: Revisiting The Amityville Horror (1979)

Hot Garbage Express: Revisiting Friday the 13th (2009)

The Friday the 13th remake has to be the most atrocious of all the 2000s horror film reboots. And yes I have not forgotten the existence of A Nightmare on Elm Street 2010. It isn't completely without merit. On a five star rating scale it would earn one star for a combination of the following: … Continue reading Hot Garbage Express: Revisiting Friday the 13th (2009)

Revisiting Silent Hill: Revelation 3D

My first thought upon realizing someone brazenly uploaded this entire movie to Youtube FOUR years ago and it still hasn’t been pulled is this movie is so bad the people who made don’t even care about getting it removed from a free streaming site. Admittedly this isn’t as terrible as I remember it being. Being … Continue reading Revisiting Silent Hill: Revelation 3D