Toilets, FOMO, and Trauma-Bonding with Looney Tunes: Is Skinamarink Worth It?

After reading so many polarized reactions to Skinamarink basically saying it would either be the most boring or most terrifying movie I would ever watch, I decided I wanted to be terrified. So despite rarely smoking or using THC products, I downed a bunch of THC tonic, turn off all the lights, and watch a … Continue reading Toilets, FOMO, and Trauma-Bonding with Looney Tunes: Is Skinamarink Worth It?

#31HorrorFilms31Days 2022: A Frank Postmortem

Every October I watch at least 31 horror films. I tweet about each film, but here are my more in-depth thoughts on what I watched. I will start with some arbitrary awards and rankings before getting into any spoilers. I will also provide clear warning before getting into anything resembling spoilers since I know a … Continue reading #31HorrorFilms31Days 2022: A Frank Postmortem

Thoughts on Halloween Ends

Aka Love Lives Today! Fair warning: Plenty of spoilers for the Halloween franchise including Kills and Ends in particular. Just when I thought they couldn't possibly make another Halloween sequel as controversial and polarizing as Halloween Kills...Halloween Ends comes along only one year later. To be upfront from the jump, I am one of the … Continue reading Thoughts on Halloween Ends

Why You Should Watch: Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers (1988)

So I haven't blogged in a long while in order to focus on a few other writing projects. I was a bit burned out, and I wanted to come back only when I felt compelled to talk about something. And after a few months, I am shocked to say that something is Sleepaway Camp II: … Continue reading Why You Should Watch: Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers (1988)

What I Learned from Watching 4 Jaws Movies in a Row + A Ranking

For the Horrorathon for the Little Village Environmental Justice Organization (LVEJO), I watched all 10 Children of the Corn movies in a row. Because we exceeded the original fundraising goal, I did a bonus franchise and watched the Jaws sequels as well. These are my stories. What I Learned From Watching the Jaws Sequels: There is Good Reason … Continue reading What I Learned from Watching 4 Jaws Movies in a Row + A Ranking

Baby Sharks, Dolphin Sidekicks, and SeaWorld: Is Jaws 3-D (1983) Worth It?

This is part of the BONUS edition of the Horrorathon for the Little Village Environmental Justice Organization (LVEJO). Jaws 3-D is the only Jaws sequel I knew anything about because as a kid it was super cool to me it took place at SeaWorld (it was before Blackfish!). I remembered the shark swimming outside the underwater … Continue reading Baby Sharks, Dolphin Sidekicks, and SeaWorld: Is Jaws 3-D (1983) Worth It?

Teen Drama, Tiny Boats, and Paranoia: Is Jaws 2 (1978) Worth It?

This is the first post in the *air horn noise* BONUS edition of the¬†Horrorathon for the Little Village Environmental Justice Organization (LVEJO) because we ended up raising $300 (!) for the Little Village Environmental Justice Organization. We are starting with Jaws 2 because let's be honest, I'm not going to say anything about the original … Continue reading Teen Drama, Tiny Boats, and Paranoia: Is Jaws 2 (1978) Worth It?