After reading so many polarized reactions to Skinamarink basically saying it would either be the most boring or most terrifying movie I would ever watch, I decided I wanted to be terrified. So despite rarely smoking or using THC products, I downed a bunch of THC tonic, turn off all the lights, and watch a … Continue reading Toilets, FOMO, and Trauma-Bonding with Looney Tunes: Is Skinamarink Worth It?
Category: Initial Impressions of New Films
Thoughts on Terrifier 2
Obviously there are going to be some spoilers for Terrifier 2 but there are also some for Terrifier. I'm pretty surprised with how high I ranked this in my 2022 #31HorrorFilms31Days list given the first Terrifier was my least favorite #31HorrorFilms31Days watch in 2019. To be honest, I want to unequivocally love this movie the … Continue reading Thoughts on Terrifier 2
Thoughts on Halloween Ends
Aka Love Lives Today! Fair warning: Plenty of spoilers for the Halloween franchise including Kills and Ends in particular. Just when I thought they couldn't possibly make another Halloween sequel as controversial and polarizing as Halloween Kills...Halloween Ends comes along only one year later. To be upfront from the jump, I am one of the … Continue reading Thoughts on Halloween Ends
Scream 5 is Another Solid Franchise Sequel
Yet another Ghostface Killer(s) is stalking the teens of Woodsboro and everyone is once again a suspect. Some spoiler free analysis before jumping into spoilers: fear not Scream fanatics. This is another solid sequel on par with the others, and it does the franchise justice. Between this and Scream 4, I would sort of love … Continue reading Scream 5 is Another Solid Franchise Sequel
Truthful Thoughts from Someone Who Has Waited Over Two Decades for Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City (2021)
*****SPOILER FREE DISCUSSION***** "Have you ever loved somebody so muchIt makes you cry?Have you ever needed somethin' so badYou can't sleep at night?Have you ever tried to find the wordsBut they don't come out right?Have you ever? Have you ever?"Brandy, "Have You Ever?" Like Brandy, I too have wanted something so bad. For over two … Continue reading Truthful Thoughts from Someone Who Has Waited Over Two Decades for Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City (2021)
Promising Young Woman Ending Explained + Analyzed
Nearly a year ago, I saw the trailer for Promising Young Woman and it is one of the best movie trailers I have ever seen in my life. Which made the pandemic delayed release of this film all the harder to stomach. https://youtu.be/yZQpclS3tO4 Warning: Finally seeing the film will just make you want to watch … Continue reading Promising Young Woman Ending Explained + Analyzed
Latest Resident Evil Reboot Movie News: Yikes!
Still a better live action movie than Paul W.S. Anderson's Resident Evil The year is 1999, and there is a 12 year old girl who is playing Resident Evil 2 for the first time. She is the most freaked out and excited she has ever been in her life trying to play this game. For … Continue reading Latest Resident Evil Reboot Movie News: Yikes!
Anvilicious with Glimmers of Genius: Black Christmas (2019)
Let me start on this note: I wholeheartedly believe that toxic masculinity, rape culture, and sexism are huge issues in our society that negatively impact everyone. As I wrote in my review of the original Black Christmas and initial impressions of this reboot last week, I was skeptical a major studio reboot of a well-regarded … Continue reading Anvilicious with Glimmers of Genius: Black Christmas (2019)