Eva Mendes, Blow Up Dolls, and Smeat: Is Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror (1998) Worth It?

This is part of the Horrorathon for the Little Village Environmental Justice Organization (LVEJO).  Well it is definitely the newest chapter to date for sure! From IMDb: Six college students on a road trip take a wrong turn and end up trapped in a strangely deserted rural town inhabited by a murderous cult of children. Two … Continue reading Eva Mendes, Blow Up Dolls, and Smeat: Is Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror (1998) Worth It?

A Severe Lack of Corn, Naomi Watts, and a Contagious Virus: Is Children of the Corn IV: The Gathering (1996) Worth It?

This is part of the Horrorathon for the Little Village Environmental Justice Organization (LVEJO).  Even the children look bored From IMDb: There isn't a real synopsis on IMDb because that's how boring this movie is. Basically children in a small town in Nebraska come down with a supernatural fever that makes them evil. Sadly this entry … Continue reading A Severe Lack of Corn, Naomi Watts, and a Contagious Virus: Is Children of the Corn IV: The Gathering (1996) Worth It?

Corn Exports, Patent Corn Magic Bibles, and Basketball: Is Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest (1995) Worth It?

This is part of the Horrorathon for the Little Village Environmental Justice Organization (LVEJO).  The "move over Jason and Freddie!" with Freddy Krueger's name misspelled really says it all! From IMDb: Two brothers connected to the murderous children's cult of Gatlin, Nebraska are taken to Chicago by an adoptive couple. This is the first of many … Continue reading Corn Exports, Patent Corn Magic Bibles, and Basketball: Is Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest (1995) Worth It?

Killer Corn, Corn Drugs, and the Goth Kid Your Mother Warned You About: Is Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice (1992) Worth It?

This is part of the Horrorathon for the Little Village Environmental Justice Organization (LVEJO).  Even the poster contains so many unanswered questions From IMDb: A journalist and his son travel to Nebraska to investigate the mysterious town of Gatlin where, unbeknownst to them, a murderous cult of children are still waiting in the corn fields. The … Continue reading Killer Corn, Corn Drugs, and the Goth Kid Your Mother Warned You About: Is Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice (1992) Worth It?

Corn, Linda Hamilton, and Death by 80s CGI: Revisiting Children of the Corn (1984)

This is part of the Horrorathon for the Little Village Environmental Justice Organization (LVEJO). From IMDb: A young couple is trapped in a remote town where a dangerous religious cult of children believes that everyone over age 18 must be killed. Recap: The movie starts with establishing shots of fields of corn so I'm already … Continue reading Corn, Linda Hamilton, and Death by 80s CGI: Revisiting Children of the Corn (1984)

Is It Worth It? “Disciples of the Crow” (1983)

This is part of the Horrorathon for the Little Village Environmental Justice Organization (LVEJO). Is It Worth It? is where I talk about sequels a lot of people skip, and determine if they are worth a visit or better left in the bargain bin. Fair warning, there will be spoilers in my recap, so if you … Continue reading Is It Worth It? “Disciples of the Crow” (1983)

Horrorathon for Little Village Environmental Justice Organization (LVEJO)

Youth leadership...reclaiming green spaces...corn...now what does that remind me of? Oh yeah it's the fact that there are 10* (!) Children of the Corn movies and we have no idea what happens in them besides children interacting with corn. Don't you want to know why there are so many of these movies as bad as … Continue reading Horrorathon for Little Village Environmental Justice Organization (LVEJO)

What I Learned from Watching 10 Hellraisers in a Row + A Ranking

For my Horrorathon for Mothers/Men Against Senseless Killings (aka MASK) I watched all 10 Hellraiser movies in a row. Like the people who dare to open the Lament Configuration, I have gone beyond bounds to somewhere I shouldn't have. These are my stories. Biggest Surprise: Most of these were always Hellraiser scripts I had it drilled into my … Continue reading What I Learned from Watching 10 Hellraisers in a Row + A Ranking

Is It Worth It? Hellraiser: Judgment (2018)

This is part of my Horrorathon for Mothers/Men Against Senseless Killings (aka MASK). Is It Worth It? is where I talk about sequels a lot of people skip, and determine if they are worth a visit or better left in the bargain bin. Fair warning, there will be spoilers in my recap, so if you just want the … Continue reading Is It Worth It? Hellraiser: Judgment (2018)

Is it Worth It? Hellraiser: Revelations (2011)

This is part of my Horrorathon for Mothers/Men Against Senseless Killings (aka MASK). Is It Worth It? is where I talk about sequels a lot of people skip, and determine if they are worth a visit or better left in the bargain bin. Fair warning, there will be spoilers in my recap, so if you just want the … Continue reading Is it Worth It? Hellraiser: Revelations (2011)