At Least There Were Some Vibes? Initial Thoughts on Return to Silent Hill (2026) (Spoilers)

A man looks at himself in a dirty mirror

I don't think Return to Silent Hill is a complete waste, but it is greatly disappointing. I would probably still rank it above Silent Hill Revelation 3D in terms of vibes and appeal to fans of the video game series. There are plenty of welcome nods and shot for shot references to the game. But it … Continue reading At Least There Were Some Vibes? Initial Thoughts on Return to Silent Hill (2026) (Spoilers)

Celebrating #31HorrorFilms31Days: My Best Picks

I've watched 31 horror movies every October for the past 13 years, and I wanted to do a special post celebrating my favorites from each year ❤️ by ranking them all against one another 😈 to create an ultimate #31HorrorFilms31Days list from all my favorites over the years. But first things first, what is #31HorrorFilms31Days? … Continue reading Celebrating #31HorrorFilms31Days: My Best Picks

#31HorrorFilms31Days 2024: A Frank Postmortem + Ranking

I love horror films throughout the year. But every October, I am a pig rolling around in mud watching as many as I can throughout the month. 2024 marks the 13th year I've watched #31HorrorFilms31Days. Now maybe I'm getting better at picking them. Or maybe the current crop better suit my sensibilities. But this has … Continue reading #31HorrorFilms31Days 2024: A Frank Postmortem + Ranking

I Want to Play a Game: Pretty Pretty Princess featuring the Gnoce Jewelry x Saw Collection

About a month ago, Gnoce Jewelry reached out with an offer I could refuse but did not. They recently released a brand new Gnoce Jewelry x Saw collection featuring the cutest depictions of dismembered body parts by way of charm bracelets you will ever see. Here's what may or may not be a totally accurate … Continue reading I Want to Play a Game: Pretty Pretty Princess featuring the Gnoce Jewelry x Saw Collection

2 Priests & A Deacon With a Camera: Initial Impressions of Name the Demon (2024)

In the new found footage possession movie Name the Demon, a desperate husband allows an exorcism on his possessed wife, but there may be more to this run-of-the-mill possession story than initial impressions let on. Name the Demon is out today and will be available on the free with ads streaming service that just keeps … Continue reading 2 Priests & A Deacon With a Camera: Initial Impressions of Name the Demon (2024)

Bloody Mary is Not Impressed with Your Podcast: Initial Impressions of Spooky Crew

Before getting into this post, I just want to reiterate this is a vanity press. I generally just write about whatever I want on here because life is short. So why not spend massive chunks of my precious time on earth defending Hellraiser: Revelations and rating Children of the Corn films on a 1-5 scale … Continue reading Bloody Mary is Not Impressed with Your Podcast: Initial Impressions of Spooky Crew