At Least There Were Some Vibes? Initial Thoughts on Return to Silent Hill (2026) (Spoilers)

A man looks at himself in a dirty mirror

I don't think Return to Silent Hill is a complete waste, but it is greatly disappointing. I would probably still rank it above Silent Hill Revelation 3D in terms of vibes and appeal to fans of the video game series. There are plenty of welcome nods and shot for shot references to the game. But it … Continue reading At Least There Were Some Vibes? Initial Thoughts on Return to Silent Hill (2026) (Spoilers) →

Thoughts on Terrifier 3

An evil looking clown in a bloody Santa costume is sitting in a mall Santa throne surrounded by children. He is surprised to see a security guard approaching

I have watched the 2006 Black Christmas aka Black Xmas for years while wrapping Christmas presents. When my wife asked if I was really going to watch the same movie AGAIN this year, I said of course! But then I thought about it and decided 2025 feels like a year to mix things up. So … Continue reading Thoughts on Terrifier 3 →

#31HorrorFilms31Days 2025: A Frank Postmortem + Ranking

Movie posters of all 32 horror movies I ended up watching in October 2025

This is my 14th consecutive year of watching 31 horror movies throughout October. All of these films were new to me even if they came out decades ago. And they run the gamut from ones I was embarrassed to admit I hadn't seen (e.g. The Lost Boys and Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight), to … Continue reading #31HorrorFilms31Days 2025: A Frank Postmortem + Ranking →

Celebrating #31HorrorFilms31Days: My Best Picks

I've watched 31 horror movies every October for the past 13 years, and I wanted to do a special post celebrating my favorites from each year ❤️ by ranking them all against one another 😈 to create an ultimate #31HorrorFilms31Days list from all my favorites over the years. But first things first, what is #31HorrorFilms31Days? … Continue reading Celebrating #31HorrorFilms31Days: My Best Picks →

Resident Evil 5 Needs a Remake

At some point Capcom is going to remake Resident Evil 5 aka the bestselling Resident Evil game by unit to this day, but doing it well will pose some serious hurdles. Although Resident Evil 5 was well-reviewed and a lot of people relish the co-op, action-heavy gameplay, it veered even further away from the original … Continue reading Resident Evil 5 Needs a Remake →

Why I Hate Cannibal Holocaust & Megan is Missing

Movie posters for Cannibal Holocaust and Megan is Missing side by side. Cannibal Holocaust features the image of a skull and Megan is Missing features a girl turning around from a desktop computer.

After a long hiatus, did I come back a fully-fledged hater? Do I actually hate Cannibal Holocaust and Megan Is Missing, or am I just engaging in some good old-fashioned clickbait? Where are the promised "horror movies with a heart" if I'm just going to dunk on two movies? You will have to keep scrolling … Continue reading Why I Hate Cannibal Holocaust & Megan is Missing →

#31HorrorFilms31Days 2024: A Frank Postmortem + Ranking

I love horror films throughout the year. But every October, I am a pig rolling around in mud watching as many as I can throughout the month. 2024 marks the 13th year I've watched #31HorrorFilms31Days. Now maybe I'm getting better at picking them. Or maybe the current crop better suit my sensibilities. But this has … Continue reading #31HorrorFilms31Days 2024: A Frank Postmortem + Ranking →

Living in a Horror Sequel

Anthony: Don't worry. No one'll recognize you. You're safe now. Johanna: Safe? So, we run away and then all our dreams come true? Anthony: I hope so. Johanna: I've never had dreams. Only nightmares. Anthony: Johanna, when we're free of this place all the ghosts will go away. Johanna: No, Anthony. They never go away. … Continue reading Living in a Horror Sequel →

I Want to Play a Game: Pretty Pretty Princess featuring the Gnoce Jewelry x Saw Collection

About a month ago, Gnoce Jewelry reached out with an offer I could refuse but did not. They recently released a brand new Gnoce Jewelry x Saw collection featuring the cutest depictions of dismembered body parts by way of charm bracelets you will ever see. Here's what may or may not be a totally accurate … Continue reading I Want to Play a Game: Pretty Pretty Princess featuring the Gnoce Jewelry x Saw Collection →

Gruff Biker Boys, Freakers, and the Oregon That Lies Beyond Portlandia: Is Days Gone Worth It?

Days Gone is an open world, post-zombie apocalypse game set in rural Oregon. You play as a biker turned bounty hunter trying to get by while mourning the loss of your beloved wife at the start of the outbreak. Much like the main character of Days Gone, I was lost for a while. After repeated … Continue reading Gruff Biker Boys, Freakers, and the Oregon That Lies Beyond Portlandia: Is Days Gone Worth It? →