I've watched 31 horror movies every October for the past 13 years, and I wanted to do a special post celebrating my favorites from each year ❤️ by ranking them all against one another 😈 to create an ultimate #31HorrorFilms31Days list from all my favorites over the years. But first things first, what is #31HorrorFilms31Days? … Continue reading Celebrating #31HorrorFilms31Days: My Best Picks
At some point Capcom is going to remake Resident Evil 5 aka the bestselling Resident Evil game by unit to this day, but doing it well will pose some serious hurdles. Although Resident Evil 5 was well-reviewed and a lot of people relish the co-op, action-heavy gameplay, it veered even further away from the original … Continue reading Resident Evil 5 Needs a Remake
After a long hiatus, did I come back a fully-fledged hater? Do I actually hate Cannibal Holocaust and Megan Is Missing, or am I just engaging in some good old-fashioned clickbait? Where are the promised "horror movies with a heart" if I'm just going to dunk on two movies? You will have to keep scrolling … Continue reading Why I Hate Cannibal Holocaust & Megan is Missing
I love horror films throughout the year. But every October, I am a pig rolling around in mud watching as many as I can throughout the month. 2024 marks the 13th year I've watched #31HorrorFilms31Days. Now maybe I'm getting better at picking them. Or maybe the current crop better suit my sensibilities. But this has … Continue reading #31HorrorFilms31Days 2024: A Frank Postmortem + Ranking
Anthony: Don't worry. No one'll recognize you. You're safe now. Johanna: Safe? So, we run away and then all our dreams come true? Anthony: I hope so. Johanna: I've never had dreams. Only nightmares. Anthony: Johanna, when we're free of this place all the ghosts will go away. Johanna: No, Anthony. They never go away. … Continue reading Living in a Horror Sequel
About a month ago, Gnoce Jewelry reached out with an offer I could refuse but did not. They recently released a brand new Gnoce Jewelry x Saw collection featuring the cutest depictions of dismembered body parts by way of charm bracelets you will ever see. Here's what may or may not be a totally accurate … Continue reading I Want to Play a Game: Pretty Pretty Princess featuring the Gnoce Jewelry x Saw Collection
Days Gone is an open world, post-zombie apocalypse game set in rural Oregon. You play as a biker turned bounty hunter trying to get by while mourning the loss of your beloved wife at the start of the outbreak. Much like the main character of Days Gone, I was lost for a while. After repeated … Continue reading Gruff Biker Boys, Freakers, and the Oregon That Lies Beyond Portlandia: Is Days Gone Worth It?
Before getting into this post, I just want to reiterate this is a vanity press. I generally just write about whatever I want on here because life is short. So why not spend massive chunks of my precious time on earth defending Hellraiser: Revelations and rating Children of the Corn films on a 1-5 scale … Continue reading Bloody Mary is Not Impressed with Your Podcast: Initial Impressions of Spooky Crew
From IMDb: A disgraced internet personality attempts to win back his followers by livestreaming one night alone in a haunted house. But when he accidentally pisses off a vengeful spirit, his big comeback event becomes a real-time fight for his life. I can't remember the last time a movie made me jump, actually laugh out … Continue reading 5 Reasons Why You Should Watch Deadstream
Every October I watch at least 31 horror films. Typically I have Tweeted (is it called Xing now?) about each movie as I go. But this year due a combination of Elon Musk annoying the crap out of me and the growing sense that rapidly scrolling through an array of different extremes on a platform … Continue reading #31HorrorFilms31Days 2023: A Frank Postmortem
A Huffle of Horror 