I have watched the 2006 Black Christmas aka Black Xmas for years while wrapping Christmas presents. When my wife asked if I was really going to watch the same movie AGAIN this year, I said of course! But then I thought about it and decided 2025 feels like a year to mix things up. So … Continue reading Thoughts on Terrifier 3
This is my 14th consecutive year of watching 31 horror movies throughout October. All of these films were new to me even if they came out decades ago. And they run the gamut from ones I was embarrassed to admit I hadn't seen (e.g. The Lost Boys and Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight), to … Continue reading #31HorrorFilms31Days 2025: A Frank Postmortem + Ranking
I've watched 31 horror movies every October for the past 13 years, and I wanted to do a special post celebrating my favorites from each year ❤️ by ranking them all against one another 😈 to create an ultimate #31HorrorFilms31Days list from all my favorites over the years. But first things first, what is #31HorrorFilms31Days? … Continue reading Celebrating #31HorrorFilms31Days: My Best Picks
At some point Capcom is going to remake Resident Evil 5 aka the bestselling Resident Evil game by unit to this day, but doing it well will pose some serious hurdles. Although Resident Evil 5 was well-reviewed and a lot of people relish the co-op, action-heavy gameplay, it veered even further away from the original … Continue reading Resident Evil 5 Needs a Remake
After a long hiatus, did I come back a fully-fledged hater? Do I actually hate Cannibal Holocaust and Megan Is Missing, or am I just engaging in some good old-fashioned clickbait? Where are the promised "horror movies with a heart" if I'm just going to dunk on two movies? You will have to keep scrolling … Continue reading Why I Hate Cannibal Holocaust & Megan is Missing
I love horror films throughout the year. But every October, I am a pig rolling around in mud watching as many as I can throughout the month. 2024 marks the 13th year I've watched #31HorrorFilms31Days. Now maybe I'm getting better at picking them. Or maybe the current crop better suit my sensibilities. But this has … Continue reading #31HorrorFilms31Days 2024: A Frank Postmortem + Ranking
Anthony: Don't worry. No one'll recognize you. You're safe now. Johanna: Safe? So, we run away and then all our dreams come true? Anthony: I hope so. Johanna: I've never had dreams. Only nightmares. Anthony: Johanna, when we're free of this place all the ghosts will go away. Johanna: No, Anthony. They never go away. … Continue reading Living in a Horror Sequel
About a month ago, Gnoce Jewelry reached out with an offer I could refuse but did not. They recently released a brand new Gnoce Jewelry x Saw collection featuring the cutest depictions of dismembered body parts by way of charm bracelets you will ever see. Here's what may or may not be a totally accurate … Continue reading I Want to Play a Game: Pretty Pretty Princess featuring the Gnoce Jewelry x Saw Collection
Days Gone is an open world, post-zombie apocalypse game set in rural Oregon. You play as a biker turned bounty hunter trying to get by while mourning the loss of your beloved wife at the start of the outbreak. Much like the main character of Days Gone, I was lost for a while. After repeated … Continue reading Gruff Biker Boys, Freakers, and the Oregon That Lies Beyond Portlandia: Is Days Gone Worth It?
Before getting into this post, I just want to reiterate this is a vanity press. I generally just write about whatever I want on here because life is short. So why not spend massive chunks of my precious time on earth defending Hellraiser: Revelations and rating Children of the Corn films on a 1-5 scale … Continue reading Bloody Mary is Not Impressed with Your Podcast: Initial Impressions of Spooky Crew
A Huffle of Horror 