Adults of the Corn, Gay Kisses, and Numbers Have No Meaning: Is Children of the Corn 666: Isaac’s Return (1999) Worth It?

This is part of the Horrorathon for the Little Village Environmental Justice Organization (LVEJO).  Because the tagline "newest and most shocking" was already taken by the previous year's entry Sometimes you have to ask yourself why your life and your choices have led you here. Watching this movie is definitely one of those times for me. … Continue reading Adults of the Corn, Gay Kisses, and Numbers Have No Meaning: Is Children of the Corn 666: Isaac’s Return (1999) Worth It? →

Eva Mendes, Blow Up Dolls, and Smeat: Is Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror (1998) Worth It?

This is part of the Horrorathon for the Little Village Environmental Justice Organization (LVEJO).  Well it is definitely the newest chapter to date for sure! From IMDb: Six college students on a road trip take a wrong turn and end up trapped in a strangely deserted rural town inhabited by a murderous cult of children. Two … Continue reading Eva Mendes, Blow Up Dolls, and Smeat: Is Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror (1998) Worth It? →

A Severe Lack of Corn, Naomi Watts, and a Contagious Virus: Is Children of the Corn IV: The Gathering (1996) Worth It?

This is part of the Horrorathon for the Little Village Environmental Justice Organization (LVEJO).  Even the children look bored From IMDb: There isn't a real synopsis on IMDb because that's how boring this movie is. Basically children in a small town in Nebraska come down with a supernatural fever that makes them evil. Sadly this entry … Continue reading A Severe Lack of Corn, Naomi Watts, and a Contagious Virus: Is Children of the Corn IV: The Gathering (1996) Worth It? →

Corn Exports, Patent Corn Magic Bibles, and Basketball: Is Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest (1995) Worth It?

This is part of the Horrorathon for the Little Village Environmental Justice Organization (LVEJO).  The "move over Jason and Freddie!" with Freddy Krueger's name misspelled really says it all! From IMDb: Two brothers connected to the murderous children's cult of Gatlin, Nebraska are taken to Chicago by an adoptive couple. This is the first of many … Continue reading Corn Exports, Patent Corn Magic Bibles, and Basketball: Is Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest (1995) Worth It? →

Killer Corn, Corn Drugs, and the Goth Kid Your Mother Warned You About: Is Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice (1992) Worth It?

This is part of the Horrorathon for the Little Village Environmental Justice Organization (LVEJO).  Even the poster contains so many unanswered questions From IMDb: A journalist and his son travel to Nebraska to investigate the mysterious town of Gatlin where, unbeknownst to them, a murderous cult of children are still waiting in the corn fields. The … Continue reading Killer Corn, Corn Drugs, and the Goth Kid Your Mother Warned You About: Is Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice (1992) Worth It? →

Corn, Linda Hamilton, and Death by 80s CGI: Revisiting Children of the Corn (1984)

This is part of the Horrorathon for the Little Village Environmental Justice Organization (LVEJO). From IMDb: A young couple is trapped in a remote town where a dangerous religious cult of children believes that everyone over age 18 must be killed. Recap: The movie starts with establishing shots of fields of corn so I'm already … Continue reading Corn, Linda Hamilton, and Death by 80s CGI: Revisiting Children of the Corn (1984) →

Is It Worth It? “Disciples of the Crow” (1983)

This is part of the Horrorathon for the Little Village Environmental Justice Organization (LVEJO). Is It Worth It? is where I talk about sequels a lot of people skip, and determine if they are worth a visit or better left in the bargain bin. Fair warning, there will be spoilers in my recap, so if you … Continue reading Is It Worth It? “Disciples of the Crow” (1983) →

Horrorathon for Little Village Environmental Justice Organization (LVEJO)

Youth leadership...reclaiming green spaces...corn...now what does that remind me of? Oh yeah it's the fact that there are 10* (!) Children of the Corn movies and we have no idea what happens in them besides children interacting with corn. Don't you want to know why there are so many of these movies as bad as … Continue reading Horrorathon for Little Village Environmental Justice Organization (LVEJO) →

Why You Should Watch: Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives

Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives is truly when the franchise becomes what we know it to be today. It's shockingly ahead of its time, with meta commentary on the franchise and slasher tropes long before movies like New Nightmare and Scream would make meta a common slasher element. Here, we meet the first … Continue reading Why You Should Watch: Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives →

Stonewall (2015) is a Horror Film But Not For the Reasons You Think

Happy Pride everyone! If you watch a queer horror movie this month, make it a good one like All Cheerleaders Die or Thelma. Sometimes you just want to laugh at a film you know is going to be bad. In that mood last week, my wife and I decided to hate watch Roland Emmerich's infamously … Continue reading Stonewall (2015) is a Horror Film But Not For the Reasons You Think →