I swear I'm going to get back to writing about horror, but please indulge me in another Pride-related post. I'm not quite sure how I came up with the idea to do this list, but there are just so many good pop songs that are explicitly about being a queer woman, I wanted the ones … Continue reading Millennial Lesbian in 10 Songs
I wouldn't say everything I know I learned from 2004's Mean Girls, but I'd be damned if it didn't teach me an awful lot about life and social interactions. After horror films like Scream and Silent Hill, Mean Girls is easily the movie I've seen the most times in my life. Though my blog focuses … Continue reading Mean Girls: Then and Now
Days Gone is an open world, post-zombie apocalypse game set in rural Oregon. You play as a biker turned bounty hunter trying to get by while mourning the loss of your beloved wife at the start of the outbreak. Much like the main character of Days Gone, I was lost for a while. After repeated … Continue reading Gruff Biker Boys, Freakers, and the Oregon That Lies Beyond Portlandia: Is Days Gone Worth It?
Before getting into this post, I just want to reiterate this is a vanity press. I generally just write about whatever I want on here because life is short. So why not spend massive chunks of my precious time on earth defending Hellraiser: Revelations and rating Children of the Corn films on a 1-5 scale … Continue reading Bloody Mary is Not Impressed with Your Podcast: Initial Impressions of Spooky Crew
From IMDb: A disgraced internet personality attempts to win back his followers by livestreaming one night alone in a haunted house. But when he accidentally pisses off a vengeful spirit, his big comeback event becomes a real-time fight for his life. I can't remember the last time a movie made me jump, actually laugh out … Continue reading 5 Reasons Why You Should Watch Deadstream
Every October I watch at least 31 horror films. Typically I have Tweeted (is it called Xing now?) about each movie as I go. But this year due a combination of Elon Musk annoying the crap out of me and the growing sense that rapidly scrolling through an array of different extremes on a platform … Continue reading #31HorrorFilms31Days 2023: A Frank Postmortem
"White meat. Dark meat. All will be carved." That brilliantly silly line from a fake trailer for a Thanksgiving-themed slasher has lived in my mind rent-free for years alongside rumors that Eli Roth would eventually turn the joke trailer into a feature-length film. And 16 years later, we finally got a chance to watch all … Continue reading Thoughts on Thanksgiving (2023)
When I was first approached to do a post on this blog promoting Holiday Chills Horror Ornaments, I had to have a serious heart to heart with myself. My first consideration was, "This is probably a scam, but how would it work? Have internet scams evolved to such a degree that they are offering me … Continue reading Holiday Chills Ornaments: A Potential Solution to the Post-Halloween Blues
My wife is not a horror film fan. But because of me, she has seen a lot of horror films. Enough that when I asked her for a top 10 list, she created a five-tiered list of favorites (!). A list she has taken upon herself to revise multiple times. I will be sharing her … Continue reading My Wife’s Favorite Horror Films
The Hellraiser franchise is an interesting one for me. Out of the three long-running franchises I've covered for charity, it is undeniably the best one. Despite the often-maligned sequels and accusations most of the movies were non-Hellraiser scripts that were shoddily repurposed into Hellraiser movies in order to retain the rights to the series, the … Continue reading #GirlBosses, #CenobiteRollCalls, and Travel-Sized Labyrinths: Is Hellraiser (2022) Worth It?
A Huffle of Horror 