Gruff Biker Boys, Freakers, and the Oregon That Lies Beyond Portlandia: Is Days Gone Worth It?

Days Gone is an open world, post-zombie apocalypse game set in rural Oregon. You play as a biker turned bounty hunter trying to get by while mourning the loss of your beloved wife at the start of the outbreak. Much like the main character of Days Gone, I was lost for a while. After repeated … Continue reading Gruff Biker Boys, Freakers, and the Oregon That Lies Beyond Portlandia: Is Days Gone Worth It?

#GirlBosses, #CenobiteRollCalls, and Travel-Sized Labyrinths: Is Hellraiser (2022) Worth It?

The Hellraiser franchise is an interesting one for me. Out of the three long-running franchises I've covered for charity, it is undeniably the best one. Despite the often-maligned sequels and accusations most of the movies were non-Hellraiser scripts that were shoddily repurposed into Hellraiser movies in order to retain the rights to the series, the … Continue reading #GirlBosses, #CenobiteRollCalls, and Travel-Sized Labyrinths: Is Hellraiser (2022) Worth It?

#GirlBosses, Corn Trials, and GMOs: Is Children of the Corn (2023) Worth It?

This is part of the Horrorathon for the Little Village Environmental Justice Organization (LVEJO). I am once again linking to the original post to highlight both how wonderful the Little Village Environmental Justice Organization is and to show that I am making good on my foolish promise to recap this movie once I had access to it. … Continue reading #GirlBosses, Corn Trials, and GMOs: Is Children of the Corn (2023) Worth It?

Toilets, FOMO, and Trauma-Bonding with Looney Tunes: Is Skinamarink Worth It?

After reading so many polarized reactions to Skinamarink basically saying it would either be the most boring or most terrifying movie I would ever watch, I decided I wanted to be terrified. So despite rarely smoking or using THC products, I downed a bunch of THC tonic, turn off all the lights, and watch a … Continue reading Toilets, FOMO, and Trauma-Bonding with Looney Tunes: Is Skinamarink Worth It?

Baby Sharks, Dolphin Sidekicks, and SeaWorld: Is Jaws 3-D (1983) Worth It?

This is part of the BONUS edition of the Horrorathon for the Little Village Environmental Justice Organization (LVEJO). Jaws 3-D is the only Jaws sequel I knew anything about because as a kid it was super cool to me it took place at SeaWorld (it was before Blackfish!). I remembered the shark swimming outside the underwater … Continue reading Baby Sharks, Dolphin Sidekicks, and SeaWorld: Is Jaws 3-D (1983) Worth It?

Teen Drama, Tiny Boats, and Paranoia: Is Jaws 2 (1978) Worth It?

This is the first post in the *air horn noise* BONUS edition of the Horrorathon for the Little Village Environmental Justice Organization (LVEJO) because we ended up raising $300 (!) for the Little Village Environmental Justice Organization. We are starting with Jaws 2 because let's be honest, I'm not going to say anything about the original … Continue reading Teen Drama, Tiny Boats, and Paranoia: Is Jaws 2 (1978) Worth It?

A Severe Lack of Corn, Naomi Watts, and a Contagious Virus: Is Children of the Corn IV: The Gathering (1996) Worth It?

This is part of the Horrorathon for the Little Village Environmental Justice Organization (LVEJO).  Even the children look bored From IMDb: There isn't a real synopsis on IMDb because that's how boring this movie is. Basically children in a small town in Nebraska come down with a supernatural fever that makes them evil. Sadly this entry … Continue reading A Severe Lack of Corn, Naomi Watts, and a Contagious Virus: Is Children of the Corn IV: The Gathering (1996) Worth It?

Corn Exports, Patent Corn Magic Bibles, and Basketball: Is Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest (1995) Worth It?

This is part of the Horrorathon for the Little Village Environmental Justice Organization (LVEJO).  The "move over Jason and Freddie!" with Freddy Krueger's name misspelled really says it all! From IMDb: Two brothers connected to the murderous children's cult of Gatlin, Nebraska are taken to Chicago by an adoptive couple. This is the first of many … Continue reading Corn Exports, Patent Corn Magic Bibles, and Basketball: Is Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest (1995) Worth It?

Killer Corn, Corn Drugs, and the Goth Kid Your Mother Warned You About: Is Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice (1992) Worth It?

This is part of the Horrorathon for the Little Village Environmental Justice Organization (LVEJO).  Even the poster contains so many unanswered questions From IMDb: A journalist and his son travel to Nebraska to investigate the mysterious town of Gatlin where, unbeknownst to them, a murderous cult of children are still waiting in the corn fields. The … Continue reading Killer Corn, Corn Drugs, and the Goth Kid Your Mother Warned You About: Is Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice (1992) Worth It?