Gruff Biker Boys, Freakers, and the Oregon That Lies Beyond Portlandia: Is Days Gone Worth It?

Days Gone is an open world, post-zombie apocalypse game set in rural Oregon. You play as a biker turned bounty hunter trying to get by while mourning the loss of your beloved wife at the start of the outbreak. Much like the main character of Days Gone, I was lost for a while. After repeated … Continue reading Gruff Biker Boys, Freakers, and the Oregon That Lies Beyond Portlandia: Is Days Gone Worth It? →

Bloody Mary is Not Impressed with Your Podcast: Initial Impressions of Spooky Crew

Before getting into this post, I just want to reiterate this is a vanity press. I generally just write about whatever I want on here because life is short. So why not spend massive chunks of my precious time on earth defending Hellraiser: Revelations and rating Children of the Corn films on a 1-5 scale … Continue reading Bloody Mary is Not Impressed with Your Podcast: Initial Impressions of Spooky Crew →

5 Reasons Why You Should Watch Deadstream

From IMDb: A disgraced internet personality attempts to win back his followers by livestreaming one night alone in a haunted house. But when he accidentally pisses off a vengeful spirit, his big comeback event becomes a real-time fight for his life. I can't remember the last time a movie made me jump, actually laugh out … Continue reading 5 Reasons Why You Should Watch Deadstream →

Thoughts on Thanksgiving (2023)

"White meat. Dark meat. All will be carved." That brilliantly silly line from a fake trailer for a Thanksgiving-themed slasher has lived in my mind rent-free for years alongside rumors that Eli Roth would eventually turn the joke trailer into a feature-length film. And 16 years later, we finally got a chance to watch all … Continue reading Thoughts on Thanksgiving (2023) →

Holiday Chills Ornaments: A Potential Solution to the Post-Halloween Blues

When I was first approached to do a post on this blog promoting Holiday Chills Horror Ornaments, I had to have a serious heart to heart with myself. My first consideration was, "This is probably a scam, but how would it work? Have internet scams evolved to such a degree that they are offering me … Continue reading Holiday Chills Ornaments: A Potential Solution to the Post-Halloween Blues →

#GirlBosses, #CenobiteRollCalls, and Travel-Sized Labyrinths: Is Hellraiser (2022) Worth It?

The Hellraiser franchise is an interesting one for me. Out of the three long-running franchises I've covered for charity, it is undeniably the best one. Despite the often-maligned sequels and accusations most of the movies were non-Hellraiser scripts that were shoddily repurposed into Hellraiser movies in order to retain the rights to the series, the … Continue reading #GirlBosses, #CenobiteRollCalls, and Travel-Sized Labyrinths: Is Hellraiser (2022) Worth It? →

#GirlBosses, Corn Trials, and GMOs: Is Children of the Corn (2023) Worth It?

This is part of the Horrorathon for the Little Village Environmental Justice Organization (LVEJO). I am once again linking to the original post to highlight both how wonderful the Little Village Environmental Justice Organization is and to show that I am making good on my foolish promise to recap this movie once I had access to it. … Continue reading #GirlBosses, Corn Trials, and GMOs: Is Children of the Corn (2023) Worth It? →

Toilets, FOMO, and Trauma-Bonding with Looney Tunes: Is Skinamarink Worth It?

After reading so many polarized reactions to Skinamarink basically saying it would either be the most boring or most terrifying movie I would ever watch, I decided I wanted to be terrified. So despite rarely smoking or using THC products, I downed a bunch of THC tonic, turn off all the lights, and watch a … Continue reading Toilets, FOMO, and Trauma-Bonding with Looney Tunes: Is Skinamarink Worth It? →