This is part of the Horrorathon for the Little Village Environmental Justice Organization (LVEJO). The tenth Children of the Corn movie was released a full seven years after the ninth entry. Unlike many of the loose sequels, this entry follows one of the corn cult children as an adult. In this movie, Malachai's pregnant girlfriend Ruth … Continue reading Nomadland, More Adults than Children or Corn, and Sassy Waitresses: Is Children of the Corn: Runaway (2018) Worth It?
This is part of the Horrorathon for the Little Village Environmental Justice Organization (LVEJO). I guess we've given up on taglines and everything else at this point Coming two years after the 2009 Syfy channel remake, Children of the Corn: Genesis follows a couple who get stranded on a desolate desert road in California. When they … Continue reading Bottle Episodes, Mail Order Brides, and Final Destination Knockoffs: Is Children of the Corn: Genesis (2011) Worth It?
This is part of my Horrorathon for Mothers/Men Against Senseless Killings (aka MASK). Is It Worth It? is where I talk about sequels a lot of people skip, and determine if they are worth a visit or better left in the bargain bin. Fair warning, there will be spoilers in my recap, so if you just want the … Continue reading Is It Worth It? Amityville: The Awakening (2017)
In honor of what would have been the Chicago Pride Parade this weekend, I wanted to highlight a under the radar queer horror film I really enjoyed. I covered this movie with spoilers in my 2019 #31HorrorFilms31Days recap, but here's all you should know about this movie going into it: To celebrate their one year … Continue reading Why You Should Watch: What Keeps You Alive
From IMDb: For their ghost hunting reality show, a production crew locks themselves inside an abandoned mental hospital that's supposedly haunted - and it might prove to be all too true. I really enjoy found footage films, and Grave Encounters is one of the best lesser known ones. If the found footage conceit frustrates you, … Continue reading Why You Should Watch: Grave Encounters
From IMDb: In a small, remote village in northern Quebec, things have changed. Locals are not the same anymore - their bodies are breaking down and they have turned against their loved ones. A handful of survivors goes hiding in the woods, looking for others like them. During Horror in the Time of Quarantine, I've … Continue reading Ravenous: The Best Horror Movie on Netflix You Haven’t Seen
From IMDb: Alice, an ambitious camgirl, wakes up one day to discover she's been replaced on her show with an exact replica of herself. Non-Spoiler Thoughts: This seemed like one of the more promising horror films on Netflix, so I started with this on my journey to go through my Netflix watchlist. It is definitely … Continue reading Deep Dives: WTF is Going On in Cam?
From IMDb: A young woman finds herself on the receiving end of a terrifying curse that threatens to take her life in 7 days. The thing is, I knew I was going to hate this movie. But I heard that it had a good scene or two, and thought the movie would be a candidate … Continue reading Hot Garbage Express: Rings (2017)
Horror films are often maligned by mass audiences so it's not really a surprise when a non-horror fan hates a horror movie. Given the variety of horror fans and horror films, it IS surprising to see horror films that even horror fans seem to universally think are bad. These are the horror films I enjoy … Continue reading My Favorite Horror Films Everyone Else Hates
As you can probably tell from the title (an actual quote from my wife during Resident Evil: Afterlife), I am not a fan of the Resident Evil movies. As a huge fan of the video game series, I left the theater after the first film trying to tell myself that I liked what I just … Continue reading “Was this written by a 13-year-old boy?” Ranking the Resident Evil Movies